Jimmy Kimmel Recaps Trump’s Latest Rally

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Rallying the Trumpers

Mature President Donald Trump held a rally in Florence, Ariz., over the weekend, the attach Jimmy Kimmel joked, “thousands of of us showed up, as a consequence of there’s nothing to carry out in Florence, Arizona.”

“He ranted for an hour and 35 minutes. Possibly it’s me, but the topic topic doesn’t — it’s in actual fact no longer working. It became once form of like gazing the ‘Intercourse and the Metropolis’ reboot — it well-known more Samantha or one thing.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

At the rally, Trump falsely claimed that the left became once forcing white of us in Contemporary York Negate “to hurry to the lend a hand of the line to ranking clinical succor.”

“White of us are being despatched to the lend a hand of the line? I thunder Martin Luther King’s dream has been realized within the kill.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“Where does he even ranking these issues? Here’s a particular individual that hasn’t waited in a line since, like, sizzling lunch within the fourth grade.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

The Punchiest Punchlines (‘Ron Tiring-Santis’ Version)

“Wisely, guys, broken-down President Trump is within the tips. It looks he’s been trashing Florida governor Ron DeSantis within the lend a hand of his lend a hand, calling him a ‘boring’ man who has no probability of beating him in a doable 2024 matchup. Trump became once like, ‘I in actual fact personal to insult him within the lend a hand of his lend a hand ’cause I will’t tweet it to his face.’” — JIMMY FALLON

“Mature President Trump has reportedly been complaining to confidants about Florida governor Ron DeSantis and talked about he has a, quote, ‘boring persona.’ I’m sorry, that’s by shock a distress of yours? Your vice president became once like if a rice cake went to Bible college.” — SETH MEYERS

“I certainly feel like Trump is slipping. A couple of years within the past, he would personal had, like, 10 nicknames for this man by now. He’s, like, ‘Ron Tiring-Santis.’” — JIMMY FALLON

“I mediate this is de facto a whimsical change, ’cause most continuously when two Florida guys ranking into a fight, they’re drunk and shirtless.” — JIMMY FALLON

“Nonetheless DeSantis doesn’t appear fazed. He talked about that he’s going to handle the insult identical to Covid and fully ignore it.” — JIMMY FALLON

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