These Are the Sexiest Movies That Will Heat Up 2021
From Malcolm & Marie to Deep Water, this year's slate of films leans into the steam.
Pressure has been excessive over the previous year or so. Everyone is drained. Everyone is rather less healthy just because there’s a lot dang stress swirling round always. To not sound like a pharmaceutical industrial, however there’s a remedy. sex. Feelin’ horny. Watching horny things. Let’s break that down. Sexual activity can assist launch endorphins and different hormones that naturally assist ease stress and regulate blood strain. Getting turned on by a horny film is actually the most secure type of sex as a result of as an alternative of going out into our COVID infested world and doing a random hookup (sure, that is the phrasing we went with), you’ll be able to keep house, get steamy, after which hold all of it in-house.
That is the place the sexiest Movies of 2021 are available. Certain, at this level within the year, there aren’t many movies which were launched, however that does not imply we won’t tease the road up. In spite of everything, with regards to horny moments, typically teasing is the most effective half. Take for instance Malcolm & Marie, due out on Netflix in February. A horny film would not want sex to be horny. Zendaya and John David Washington’s chemistry within the movie Malcolm & Marie is palpable within the trailer with out a single drop of nudity.
Hard bodies fighting to the death? I mean, it’s kind of brutal, but also, you’re going to be hard pressed to find a film with more insanely fit people who have a skill set as intricate and impressive as this crew. And bonus: it will premiere on HBO Max, so you can take it all in from home.
Malcolm & Marie
There’s something about the black and white of it all that really elevates how sensual Malcolm & Marie is. Directed by Sam Levinson and starring John David Washington and Zendaya, the film is about one couple’s night after getting home, chronicling their love, disagreements, and sensuality.
Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings
In some ways, every Marvel superhero becomes a bit of a sex symbol. (No, Thanos is not a superhero. Don’t try it.) (Yes, I’m also talking about Ant Man.) That makes Shang-Chi’s introduction into the Marvel canon all the more exciting.
No Time to Die
I mean, it’s Bond. Set partly in Jamaica, not only do we get a laid back Daniel Craig as Bond, who is the personification of sex appeal, but we also have French actress Léa Seydoux as the intoxicating Madeline Swann, who is making the rare second appearance in the Bond universe.
Last Night in Soho
Anya Taylor-Joy’s Last Night in Soho is a trippy journey through time back to the 1960s. She plays a fashion designer who lurches back in time. While it appears to be a stylish, sexy venture in time, she quickly finds out that not everything is as it seems.
You might have thought that Black Widow was down for the count (sorry, spoilers), but the ever-alluring Natasha Romanova has one more story in her before she goes. In a final origin story, Black Widow returns home, reuniting with her KGB roots where we’ll be introduced to a whole cast of new, hulking Russian assets: Florence Pugh and David Harbour being two of them.
No trailer or even stills from Deep Water, but for those who are mourning the loss of Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas’ relationship, fear not: Deep Water follows them as a couple where Affleck’s character allows his wife to have affairs to avoid divorce. But then her suitors start coming up missing and suddenly, that divorce seems preferential.
Top Gun: Maverick
The original 1986 film was an awakening for a lot of people: be it for Kelly McGillis and Meg Ryan’s presence, or that insanely erotic volleyball scene that has since become iconic. What we’re saying is that Top Gun piqued the interest of everyone, across the board, so it’s hard to imagine that a 2021 follow up starring Miles Teller and the seemingly ageless Tom Cruise would be any less enticing.
Spiral: From the Book of Saw
We’re not here to judge what gets you going, but studies have shown that a healthy dose of fear is not too far removed from the same type of excitement associated with sex. It’s science. Look it up. So Chris Rock’s Saw revival might just get your wheels turning, if you’re into that sort of thing.